Let’s play hardball!
How many divorces has Mr. Art Bell had?
When he divorced his previous wives he “divorced” his kids too. He has no known relationship with his kids from prior (emphasis) marriages.
So let’s go with EIGHT divorces counting previous wives and kids. Pick your own number because I’m not going to look it up.
Eight it IS.
When Mr. Art Bell quit broadcasting he, too, “divorced” his previous wives, kids and his LOYAL AUDIENCE.
So, I suggest Mr. Bell divorced 50,000,008 people. I’ll be generous and declare Bell had fifty-million listeners.
Eight of the 50,000,008 have moved on to a new life.
50,000,000 are waiting… and waiting… and waiting… for him to return.
We, aka “us”, for some reason cannot move on to a new life and are waiting for a guy 10 years out-of-the-loop to return to the airways and continue as he has in the past.
Have you ever listened to “Art Bell: Somewhere In Time”? Of course you and I have. Except all of the predictions made decades ago were WRONG.
And to add insult to injury Mr. Bell gave us Noory as a replacement.
So WE have all been "divorced", too and Art Bell gave us Noory for alimony.
Bell has a history of bad decisions. Name one good one.
Ok so the latest decision is he returned to Pahrump. Yay. But he returned with a very young wife who might wake-up and decide she misses Manila more than she like Pahrump and the cycle continues AGAIN. Except she will own one-half everything. Read: $$.
Art is leading his 50,000,000 loyal and fawning fans along again (AGAIN). He has done this many times before.
Don't forget that Bell is the one that sold Coast To Coast and put his loyal fans on indefinite hold.
Hold your breath because we (all 50,000,000 of us) all just know that Bell will be on the air again soon!
I suggest that Mr. AB will return to the airways when he delivers Art Bell's Pizza Punch a product he hyped, promoted, took paid orders for and failed to deliver.
Playing hardball is his game.