OK Mr Art Bell, how about this: We here at CoastGab miss you on the radio but obviously try to respect your decision to retire. But if you're still into ham presumably you still like to chat, and I'd like to rather presumptiously invite you on CoastGab's behalf to join this forum under your own name. Your old audience misses you, and we can't all eavesdrop on your ham chats.
(I'd imagine there must be ways to confirm it's the real Art and not one of the many 'complex' people one finds on the internet)
We'll try to resist tricking you into admitting noory sucks, of course.
PS I'm a little drunk right now.