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With the last Art Bell revelation, do you think he's coming back ?

Yes
Yes, as soon as a pit can be dug in the desert for Snoory.
Yes, as soon as Mel's Hole is available for Snoory.
No
Maybe
It's all a hoax perpetrated by Carnavora.

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Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3540 on: December 17, 2011, 07:47:13 AM »

     Nice of his pals like Ed Dames to give him advance notice of this calamity.

        Oh wait...

Priceless...

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3541 on: December 17, 2011, 07:49:47 AM »
Damn, the whole room was instantly and totally "antiqued".

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3542 on: December 17, 2011, 08:09:02 AM »
Really bad things always seem to happen to Art.

Is this why we like him? He's just human, like us? Bad things happen to all of us.. the common bind between host and listener perhaps..

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3543 on: December 17, 2011, 09:12:09 AM »
Oh Art, I am so glad that you or your family were not hurt badly! 

This is a real picture and not photoshopped for sure.  I dedect little paw prints in the fire extinguisher dust, perhaps belonging to an inquisitive AB kitty or two? 

I hope they were safe, also.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3544 on: December 17, 2011, 09:24:03 AM »
Damn, the whole room was instantly and totally "antiqued".

...paging Miss Havisham, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3545 on: December 17, 2011, 01:57:16 PM »
Bad that his defective fire extinguisher exploded. Better that he and his family aren't in the Philippines now during a major flood emergency

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3546 on: December 17, 2011, 01:59:52 PM »
Noory put a curse on Art. Duh.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3547 on: December 17, 2011, 02:17:30 PM »
Noory put a curse on Art. Duh.

yeah, the plan was actually to set fire to the place, but... you know george.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3548 on: December 17, 2011, 03:15:38 PM »
Really bad things always seem to happen to Art.
he should contact his friend Evelyn Paglini to remove the curse and any evil spirits...  8)

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3549 on: December 17, 2011, 07:04:33 PM »
yeah, the plan was actually to set fire to the place, but... you know george.


LOfuckingL

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3550 on: December 18, 2011, 11:30:07 AM »
Ramona's back, hooray!!!

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3551 on: December 18, 2011, 01:45:14 PM »
Ramona's back, hooray!!!

Can we please leave Ramona out of this thread?  Sheesh.  It's distasteful... and I have a pretty high tastelessness-tolerance threshold.

Anyways, my first thought when I read about the extinguisher incident was fear that Art would take is as a sign from demons/the government/shadow people/fire-safety fairies/etc. that he shouldn't come back to radio.  My next thought was hope:








Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3552 on: December 18, 2011, 02:42:38 PM »
Ramona's back, hooray!!!
   Congratulations, you win the "fucking asshole of the day" award.  ;) You can redeem it by hanging yourself with your intestines.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3553 on: December 18, 2011, 03:29:32 PM »
   Congratulations, you win the "fucking asshole of the day" award.  ;) You can redeem it by hanging yourself with your intestines.
;) ^^^ this

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3554 on: December 18, 2011, 06:53:02 PM »
I'm surprised no troll has yet stared an "Art made the fire extinguisher explode for insurance money" theory yet...

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3555 on: December 20, 2011, 01:49:45 AM »
Come now- Art isn't dumb enough to make it explode for the insurance money.  He hired me to make the extinguisher explode for the insurance money...

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3556 on: December 20, 2011, 07:39:56 PM »
Is that the extinguisher in one of the middle pics posted by jazmunda?

It looks like the top popped right off.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3557 on: December 20, 2011, 08:57:14 PM »
Am I the only one who raises an eyebrow when Airyn Bell posts on her FB page:

Airyn Bell
Two more rooms to clean and Im done!!! Have to finish it today hopefully, then I can enjoy the holiday.....
Like ·  · 6 hours ago near Pahrump, NV ·

Maybe she just likes to clean?  :-\

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3558 on: December 21, 2011, 03:43:42 AM »
Is that the extinguisher in one of the middle pics posted by jazmunda?

It looks like the top popped right off.
You bet.  All that Art had to do was buy an extinguisher model that was known to be defective and hire me to hit the top with a hammer when he wasn't home.  ;)


Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3559 on: December 22, 2011, 12:38:19 PM »
Two questions:

1- Is Art back yet?
2- Why is thread only at page 119?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3560 on: December 22, 2011, 12:44:25 PM »
Am I the only one who raises an eyebrow when Airyn Bell posts on her FB page:

Airyn Bell
Two more rooms to clean and Im done!!! Have to finish it today hopefully, then I can enjoy the holiday.....
Like ·  · 6 hours ago near Pahrump, NV ·

Maybe she just likes to clean?  :-\

she might get finished quicker if she wasn't messing about on facebook all the time  ;D

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3561 on: December 22, 2011, 01:05:51 PM »
Oh, I think I get the whole Art's radio shack/fire-extinguisher imagery/incident.  Snoory has extinguished the fire in C2C.   Thus saith I.


Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3562 on: December 22, 2011, 01:08:00 PM »
Thus saith I.


you won't mind if i finish every post with this from now on, will you?

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3563 on: December 22, 2011, 01:29:20 PM »

you won't mind if i finish every post with this from now on, will you?

So let it be said.  So let it be done.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3564 on: December 22, 2011, 02:30:51 PM »
Am I the only one who raises an eyebrow when Airyn Bell posts on her FB page:

Airyn Bell
Two more rooms to clean and Im done!!! Have to finish it today hopefully, then I can enjoy the holiday.....
Like ·  · 6 hours ago near Pahrump, NV ·

Maybe she just likes to clean?  :-\

Art's probably screwing around with all the electronics..

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3565 on: December 24, 2011, 10:28:43 PM »
she might get finished quicker if she wasn't messing about on facebook all the time  ;D



Art's probably screwing around with all the electronics..


Surely even Pahrump/Godforsaken, NV knows about "The Maids."  ::)

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3566 on: December 25, 2011, 10:35:49 AM »
I spent my share of time in the Philippines, and I can tell you all you need to know about the "maids" over there.

NOT to say Art ever had such domestic arrangements, but I certainly wouldn`t be surprised if he did.


Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. I hope, unlike myself, you actually have family and loved ones with which to enjoy this time.


P.S. Noory sucks

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3567 on: December 27, 2011, 02:42:09 PM »
I don't stalk Art much, but I think his lack of enthusiasm for Coast to Coast AM shows and George Noory are a statement in and of themselves.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3568 on: January 05, 2012, 12:00:20 PM »
Why couldn't this happen to Noory?! Snorey probably doesn't even have a fire extinguisher.

Re: Art Bell Quits Coast
« Reply #3569 on: January 13, 2012, 08:05:00 AM »
Noory just said during his last chat that he wants to renegotiate his contract to go to 2018..