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Camazotz Automat

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Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« on: December 06, 2010, 06:19:52 PM »
As a frustrated would be writer for David Letterman, here are my top ten reactions after seeing the Mel Gibson trailer for "The Beaver."

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10. Look at the funny little furry creature.  Oh, and there's a puppet in the movie, too.

9. Obviously, there will be  a sequel.

8. I'm just grateful Mel didn't have his hand up inside Justin Bieber.

7. I have an iphone app that features a talking beaver. It's absolutely nothing like this.

6. New hit Christmas toy.

5. Didn't they eat beavers in Mad Max?  Wait.  No. That was Alien Nation.

4. Michael Vic is back in the news. This time, he was found training killer beavers for illegal fighting. Vic blames his relapse on the recent Mel Gibson movie. "When I saw that beaver puppet, I jus' had this uncontrollable urge to kill again."

3. A scuffle broke out on the old set of Peppermint Place as Gibson's beaver puppet fought with a gopher puppet known as Muffin. "Muffin's a *%$#@&! Jew!" the actor reportedly said via the beaver puppet. Puppeteer Howard "Muffin" Muffelstein was treated for minor injuries at the ER and released. Mr. Peppermint suffered deep inside. Mr. Wiggly's still pretty happy.

(But isn't Mr. Wiggly always happy?)

2. I'm supporting this movie - not because of Mel Gibson, not because of Jodie Foster - but to support lesbian beaver everywhere.

1. The Jews may have killed Christ, but Mel Gibson killed puppetry. I guess it's all even now. Christ came back. Puppetry never will.

Bonuses:

A) Hey!  Oprah should use a puppet in her interviews.
B) It would be a lot funnier if Arnold Schwarzenegger played Mel's part.
C) We may have to get Hannibal Lecter after this puppet. I think Miss Foster can "make it happen."
D) This is creepier than that guy with the "Madam" puppet.
E) This just might fool that jerk Eddie Haskell.

THE BEAVER Trailer:
THE BEAVER - Trailer
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onan

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2010, 04:09:50 AM »
If the beaver's name is Sugartits... I'm in.

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 07:30:30 AM »
Considering what he's been through the past year, this movie would be the last film I'd expect yo be released with him.

As wierd as it sounds, after viewing the trailer, I can see the movie being a hit...

The General

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 10:36:23 PM »
This looks like a stinking shit heap to me.  But I'll probably watch it.

b_dubb

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 11:04:45 PM »
jodie foster wants to fight for the beaver

onan

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2010, 07:39:59 AM »
Quote from: b_dubb on December 13, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
jodie foster wants to fight for the beaver

Kudos... I wasn't brave enough to go there.

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 03:55:19 PM »
I couldn't agree more...!!!

M. Knight

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 08:46:31 AM »

b_dubb

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 09:56:49 AM »
Quote from: Marc Knight on December 31, 2010, 08:46:31 AM



tell me this isn't amy winehouse.  damn.  teach your kids to say no.  show them this pic

M. Knight

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 11:35:14 AM »
BEFORE:




AFTER:



b_dubb

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Re: Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" movie
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2010, 04:31:48 PM »
figures.  after all she did have a hit song about how she refused to go to rehab.  tragic
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