Author Topic: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them. (Read 212895 times)

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2220 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:02:29 PM »

Quote from: McPhallus on April 13, 2012, 10:21:19 PM

Saw a truck with a "Buck Flagoyevich" bumper sticker on the back during my commute home tonight. Excellent.

YOU ARE ALL EMOTIONAL RAPISTS WITH MYSTIFIED BRUISES.,

HERE IS WHAT YOU SAY THE NEXT MORNING!

WOW

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2221 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:34:25 PM »

Quote from: guildnavigator on April 17, 2012, 11:02:29 PM

YOU ARE ALL EMOTIONAL RAPISTS WITH MYSTIFIED BRUISES.,

HERE IS WHAT YOU SAY THE NEXT MORNING!

WOW

SHUT UP

EDIT:

As the warm, radiant sun embraces the Mediterranean shores, family and friends gather to share good stories and great food.

b_dubb · « **Reply #2222 on:** April 18, 2012, 07:38:45 PM »

the Chinese were the first to discover the placebo effect. if you've ever seen a chi healer ... you know what I'm talking about. part of me wonders if this was invented to capture money from hypochondriacal, guilt-ridden intellectual types who are hell bent on being multicultural

M. Knight · « **Reply #2223 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:16:12 PM »

Quote from: b_dubb on April 18, 2012, 07:38:45 PM

the Chinese were the first to discover the placebo effect...

...Such as making us think that cheap, trashy products actually save us so much money that we turn a blind eye to 12.5 million unemployed in the USA.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2224 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:36:21 PM »

God help me. I just watched Ancient Aliens.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #2225 on:** April 21, 2012, 12:32:47 AM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on April 20, 2012, 11:36:21 PM

God help me. I just watched Ancient Aliens.

Enjoy the South Park parody:

http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/season-15/episode-13-a-history-channel-thanksgiving/

Harmness · « **Reply #2226 on:** April 21, 2012, 03:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on April 20, 2012, 11:36:21 PM

God help me. I just watched Ancient Aliens.

Not even god can help you after that.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2227 on:** April 22, 2012, 12:32:02 PM »

My obsession with unconventional weaponry and the supernatural began at an impressionable age.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2228 on:** April 23, 2012, 04:52:57 PM »

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on April 21, 2012, 12:32:47 AM

Enjoy the South Park parody:

http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/season-15/episode-13-a-history-channel-thanksgiving/

Thanks. This is hilarious because it's all true.

MV · « **Reply #2229 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:24:38 PM »

remember the OLD ufoship.com site? a couple of you will for sure. i've resurrected it from the dead in archive form which you can see here. it was really fun to go back and read some of those old posts. i highly recommend you read about my trip to meteor crater, az.

MV · « **Reply #2230 on:** April 26, 2012, 10:44:31 PM »

"The only way we knew we'd come out of warp was by looking out a window."

-William T. Riker

M. Knight · « **Reply #2231 on:** April 26, 2012, 10:46:42 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on April 25, 2012, 06:24:38 PM

remember the OLD ufoship.com site? a couple of you will for sure. i've resurrected it from the dead in archive form which you can see here. it was really fun to go back and read some of those old posts. i highly recommend you read about my trip to meteor crater, az.

I actually like the old site better. It is Art Bellesque.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2232 on:** April 27, 2012, 06:03:05 AM »

When I was a boy, I owned a small plastic skull, a trinket from some store or vending machine. It came with those tiny, automatic puffing cigarettes associated with Adams brand "Smokie Pets" of the same dime-store era.

One of my parents would light it up and I would watch, transfixed, as the skull blew smoke rings.

It came with six cigarettes.

When they were gone, that was that.

M. Knight · « **Reply #2233 on:** April 27, 2012, 08:33:20 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on April 26, 2012, 10:44:31 PM

"The only way we knew we'd come out of warp was by looking out a window."

-William T. Riker

"There are four lights!" -- Picard

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2234 on:** April 27, 2012, 09:40:14 AM »

"What's 'motherfucker' mean?"

- Nucky Thompson

M. Knight · « **Reply #2235 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:33:06 AM »

Google: zerg rush

preston · « **Reply #2236 on:** April 27, 2012, 04:27:06 PM »

Who invented nothing.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #2237 on:** April 27, 2012, 06:46:17 PM »

Quote from: M. Knight on April 27, 2012, 10:33:06 AM

Google: zerg rush

OUTSTANDING!!!

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #2238 on:** April 27, 2012, 06:49:07 PM »

Quote from: preston on April 27, 2012, 04:27:06 PM

Who invented nothing.

Ancient Arabs.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #2239 on:** April 27, 2012, 06:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on April 26, 2012, 10:44:31 PM

"The only way we knew we'd come out of warp was by looking out a window."

-William T. Riker

Quote from: M. Knight on April 27, 2012, 08:33:20 AM

"There are four lights!" -- Picard

More is good ... all is better. (Ferengi Rule of Acquisicion #242)

Harmness · « **Reply #2240 on:** April 27, 2012, 09:31:12 PM »

I love Spring. You just about have to get a stick and beat me back inside in the evening.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #2241 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:39:17 PM »

Quote from: Harmness on April 27, 2012, 09:31:12 PM

I love Spring.

I would completely agree if not for the warmer weather, more people being outside, my allergies and sunburns and more people being outside.

MV · « **Reply #2242 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Harmness on April 27, 2012, 09:31:12 PM

I love Spring. You just about have to get a stick and beat me back inside in the evening.

where are those pictures taken?

McPhallus · « **Reply #2243 on:** April 27, 2012, 11:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on April 27, 2012, 06:58:31 PM

More is good ... all is better. (Ferengi Rule of Acquisicion #242)

Fate.... Protects fools, little children, and ships named "enterprise."

I'm not even a Trekkie, but that line has always stuck in my head.

McPhallus · « **Reply #2244 on:** April 28, 2012, 03:55:52 PM »

That blind Chinese lawyer activist whatever dude bears an absurd resemblance to Jackie Chan. Just saying.

Harmness · « **Reply #2245 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on April 27, 2012, 10:53:13 PM

where are those pictures taken?

Arizona. Those pictures are of my "office."

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2246 on:** May 01, 2012, 09:33:57 AM »

Allman Brothers Band - Stormy Monday (from the album At Fillmore East, 1971)

Look that shit up.

Where the fuck is aquagoat?

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2247 on:** May 01, 2012, 09:55:37 AM »

Quote from: McPhallus on April 28, 2012, 03:55:52 PM

That blind Chinese lawyer activist whatever dude bears an absurd resemblance to Jackie Chan. Just saying.

LOL

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2248 on:** May 02, 2012, 09:24:56 PM »

The end of Carlito's Way has me crying my eyes out, as it always does. I think this movie brings men to tears too. The ending also makes me hate the world! Sympathy for gangsters.... It'll get you nothing.

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2249 on:** May 02, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »

great flick.