For shits and giggles I just entered my real name into Google Images:
What a disaster. Here are the first five individuals that came back. I wish I was making this up. M'lady thinks it's the funniest goddamn thing...It's like a Benetton ad from Hell.
(1) An aging, balding, perhaps edentulous boxing promoter from Glasgow.
(2) A Kangol wearing stand up comedian from Dublin
(3) A Peter Gabriel-looking(the Peter Gabriel of today) douchebag who is a "life coach"
(4) An obviously homosexual male "model" from the UK. Looks like a refugee from Boyzone
(5) A dread-locked, presumably Jamaican youth's mugshot.
So clearly, I'm on the wrong continent. And I'm afraid to delve further. I may never use this television-typewriter thing again.