Author Topic: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them. (Read 212520 times)

McPhallus · « **Reply #2610 on:** June 21, 2012, 06:27:15 PM »

Glad I'm not a California taxpayer:


Chapter - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit)

McPhallus · « **Reply #2611 on:** June 21, 2012, 08:09:17 PM »

Quote from: MV on June 21, 2012, 04:13:25 PM

based on some of the private messages i get, it's pretty clear this needs to be explicitly stated.

sigh.

These would make for interesting reading, minus any identifying information, of course.

ziznak · « **Reply #2612 on:** June 21, 2012, 08:12:52 PM »

Do people really complain to you about other forum members??? Are we in fucking nursery school?....
"MoooooooooM!!!! so-n-so is being a socialist!!!!"

Quote from: McPhallus on June 21, 2012, 08:09:17 PM

These would make for interesting reading, minus any identifying information, of course.

Quote from: MV on June 21, 2012, 04:13:25 PM

based on some of the private messages i get, it's pretty clear this needs to be explicitly stated.

sigh.

Zircon · « **Reply #2613 on:** June 21, 2012, 08:29:58 PM »

Quote from: stevesh on June 21, 2012, 01:33:52 PM

A-fucking-men.

MV. Steve ... I think Johnny Depp is little more than a cock bite. He acts the same all the time so is it really acting? Jack Nicholson is another one. Both are insufferable ass holes as well as cock bites.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2614 on:** June 22, 2012, 06:18:47 AM »

I looked at a C.V., recently, and the idiot whose resume it was thought it was a good idea to post his blood type. LOL!

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2615 on:** June 22, 2012, 06:33:15 AM »

Quote from: MV on June 21, 2012, 01:21:24 PM

i don't care for anything starring john cusack. i do like his sister joan a lot, though.

John Cusack - the poor man's Andrew McCarthy. Or is Andrew McCarthy the poor man's John Cusak? I tend to mix those two up. Did McCarthy hold the boom box up in the rain? Wait, which one of those was a co-star in FLATLINERS? Neither? Tricky. Guess I will have to rent Pretty In Pink to achieve some clarity. But I am positive they all know Kevin Bacon. Even if they don't know they know ... they know the Bacon.

Fuck. Did Adam Sandler hold the boom box up in the rain???

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2616 on:** June 22, 2012, 07:05:01 AM »

Quote from: MV on June 21, 2012, 03:28:36 PM

Protip: When posting on an Internet message board, try to remember not everyone can like you.

The sooner I realized that 99.99% of the occupants who liked me years ago at georgenoorysucks.com were no longer present, the sooner I was able to not give a dwarf hamster's Habitrailed ass about the opinions or likes of this forum. But it did take me a couple of weeks to get the landscape. And then, when I got it, I simply cleaned my gun collection - so to speak.

But to those remaining .01% who liked me back when: we're still BFFs.

High five, motherfucker(s).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitrail

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I posted the wiki link because of the whining going on about dwarf hamsters' incompatibility with Habitrail. It's a must read.

ziznak · « **Reply #2617 on:** June 22, 2012, 07:12:01 AM »

Cusack definitely invented the boom box serenade but I can understand the confusion. Anybody catch "the Raven?" I can only find a damned Russian language version... what happened did it go straight to DVD in Russia, sell nothing, and just never even make it to the US?

kf5iwe · « **Reply #2618 on:** June 22, 2012, 07:40:53 AM »

I learned long ago( pre school) that not everyone will like me. That's why I carry an aluminum baseball bat in the trunk of my car. And I don't play baseball.

MV · « **Reply #2619 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:06:48 PM »

from time to time, my wife and i will go to the mosque (usually because there's going to be food), and each time, i have to listen to these mind numbed robots preaching to me about all of the scientific miracles contained in the quran. they yammer on and on, hand me pamphlets, etc.. i'm going to print this for them next time i go. doubt they'll read it.

the quran, like every religious text (or ANY text, for that matter), was written my men. end of story. just stop it, already.

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2620 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »

Quote from: MV on June 22, 2012, 12:06:48 PM

from time to time, my wife and i will go to the mosque (usually because there's going to be food), and each time, i have to listen to these mind numbed robots preaching to me about all of the scientific miracles contained in the quran. they yammer on and on, hand me pamphlets, etc.. i'm going to print this for them next time i go. doubt they'll read it.

the quran, like every religious text (or ANY text, for that matter), was written my men. end of story. just stop it, already.

Just pretend you are watching "Ancient Aliens" because you can't find your remote. How's the food?

MV · « **Reply #2621 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:50:10 PM »

Quote from: guildnavigator on June 22, 2012, 12:31:10 PM

How's the food?

nothing compares.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #2622 on:** June 22, 2012, 01:06:20 PM »

Quote from: MV on June 22, 2012, 12:50:10 PM

nothing compares.

Yeah, but I feel that way about The Sizzler.

We need details.

WILLING TO CONVERT FOR FOOD

Man. Suddenly I'm hungry. Gotta split. Have low blood sugar and am sinking fast, like that Fluxeon chap in that other topic.

(Sizzler coupon on fridge)

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2623 on:** June 22, 2012, 01:09:22 PM »

What kiiiind of pooooower would it take to make food taste so good?

the power... of an alien civilization, perhaps?!

b_dubb · « **Reply #2624 on:** June 22, 2012, 01:25:06 PM »

There are several paranormal researchers out there who use their research as a way to pay for and/or write of and/or get some sucker to pay for their travel expenses. Their real interest is in travel and activities in far off locales. The fact that they pull this off is remarkable. And I am at times jealous.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #2625 on:** June 22, 2012, 02:37:40 PM »

I just discovered that google offers movie rentals. I wonder if it's any good. Anyone ever try it?

coaster · « **Reply #2626 on:** June 22, 2012, 05:08:00 PM »

Quote from: guildnavigator on June 22, 2012, 01:09:22 PM

What kiiiind of pooooower would it take to make food taste so good?

the power... of an alien civilization, perhaps?!

The way Childress talks annoys me. Everything he says comes out sounding like a question.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #2627 on:** June 23, 2012, 04:08:13 AM »

quote on a can of room deodorizer - "Eliminates odors and freshens"

what's a freshen?

guildnavigator · « **Reply #2628 on:** June 23, 2012, 12:57:35 PM »

Betty Eadie interview is fucking annoying.

ziznak · « **Reply #2629 on:** June 23, 2012, 08:48:03 PM »

Quote from: coaster on June 22, 2012, 05:08:00 PM

The way Childress talks annoys me. Everything he says comes out sounding like a question.

He's one of those guests that I love to listen to for the laugh factor... If we could get him and Georgio tSuckalots together for a full night of ancient idiots I'd be in heaven.