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Eddie Coyle:

       No offense taken in the slightest, Cam. Actually, it's quite the upgrade to be compared to a fictional literary figure. Usually for me, it's a colleague or family member saying: "I was watching America's Most Wanted and goddamn if the guy didn't remind me of you". A History Channel profile of Edmund Kemper in the late 90's made many of my co-workers at the time wonder if I was a product of a conjugal visit afforded him.

M. Knight:
Anyone notice how weird the RealPlayer web site has become?  It is probably run out of someone's basement.  The site looks like someone made it with Microsoft Word in 1983.  What the hell happened?

HAL 9000:

--- Quote from: anarchist on Yesterday at 08:38:04 AM ---Had enough asshole or do you want to flame some more??
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--- Quote from: RealCool Daddio on May 27, 2012, 12:30:42 PM ---Listen, fucktard, it is time to sack up and take your banning like a man.  Coming back here under a different name is a punk ass thing to do.  Please, just keep wandering, hopefully far away.
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--- Quote from: Zircon on May 27, 2012, 01:14:15 PM ---Who got banned, when and why?
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@zircon:
As best I can reconstruct (I wasn't around/didn't read most of the relevant posts), a trouble maker with the screenname "the_wanderer" was banned, but then came back (re-registered) as "anarchist."

Apparently, he is a bit of a weirdo - but I'm basing this on remnant bits and pieces from the forum. It looks like his posts have all been deleted.

One thing is certain: I do know the_wanderer's real name, where he lives, and what he does for a living. I'll go under the assumption most folks already know this, as I really haven't read much of his stuff here, and remember even less.

Evil Twin Of Zen:

--- Quote from: HAL 9000 on May 28, 2012, 03:25:10 AM ---@zircon:
As best I can reconstruct (I wasn't around/didn't read most of the relevant posts), a trouble maker with the screenname "the_wanderer" was banned, but then came back (re-registered) as "anarchist."

Apparently, he is a bit of a weirdo - but I'm basing this on remnant bits and pieces from the forum. It looks like his posts have all been deleted.

One thing is certain: I do know the_wanderer's real name, where he lives, and what he does for a living. I'll go under the assumption most folks already know this, as I really haven't read much of his stuff here, and remember even less.

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i was all set to give him a run for his money. cheap thrill, so to speak.  8)

Camazotz Automat:

--- Quote from: M. Knight on May 28, 2012, 01:30:38 AM ---Anyone notice how weird the RealPlayer web site has become?  It is probably run out of someone's basement.  The site looks like someone made it with Microsoft Word in 1983.  What the hell happened?

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Early November, 2011:

Owner: Susie, it's just you and me. I had to let Deric, Eric, and Ric, go.

Susie:  Oh, dear!

Owner: We'll be OK.  You're so good with the bank stuff and the phones. I just want you to know that you're safe.

Susie: I don't know what to say!

Owner: Hey, remember when you put together that computer presentation for  the Teamsters Picnic as a favor for your brother?  You used Power Point, right? Made it look like the trucks had wings and the palm trees and stuff? Showed your brother doing his trucking job even though he has hooks for hands due to a machine shop accident in '84? Didn't you win some kind of award at the picnic?

Susie: (nods)

Owner: Thought so.  Everyone teared up at the end when he saluted.  Listen ... Deric, Eric, and Ric took their intellectual property with them.  Right now our URL is automatically pointing to Craig's List where I have my pool table listed for sale. That was the last thing I had the Three RICs do before giving them their checks.

Susie: But...

Owner: Whip up a new webpage for us.  No rush, since I have to sell that warped ass pool table.  But get on it, 'kay? Power Point it or something. For now, you can  make a Starbucks run. Be sure and get something for yourself, too.  We had someone bite for the upgrade and made another 49.99 last night even without Deric, Eric, and Ric. Time to be bold!

Susie: But,

Owner: I want the website clean and I want it hip.  Clean and hip. If someone calls about the pool table, you can go as low as 850. Warped piece of shit. Excuse my French.

Susie: Oh, dear!

Owner: I'll be in my office playing Angry Birds on my iPad. Coffee, Susie, coffee!  Chop, chop! Time's money, Money's time, and we're running out of both!

Susie: (running)

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