Topic: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Frys Girl]

I think its on again tonight at 9pm.
Summary: One beheading, one frontal nudity.

Please let it not be male nudity.....i'm not cat lady enough for that

[MV]

not once in 5 years of marriage has my wife mentioned the positioning of the toilet seat.  what a woman.

[Eddie Coyle]

not once in 5 years of marriage has my wife mentioned the positioning of the toilet seat.  what a woman.

         I avoid that quandary by reliably urinating in the sink.

[McPhallus]

I think its on again tonight at 9pm.
Summary: One beheading, one frontal nudity.

My local Target (NW Chicago suburbs) is more MILF city than old cat ladies).

[Eddie Coyle]

 
      In Hell, there's a Dolby stereo system playing Jaime Pressly's voice at maximum sonority. She exists merely to debunk any notion of white supremacy.

[HAL 9000]

Did anyone see Game of Thrones last night? I fell asleep. Gonna try to download it.

Here is last night's episode should you want to download it:

Code: [Select]

https://www.rapidshare.com/files/861329703/Game.of.Thrones.S02E06.HDTV.mp4
If you need codecs to play videos in Windows machines, everyone should have the K-Lite codecs installed... you can find them here:

http://www.codecguide.com/download_k-lite_codec_pack_full.htm

[M. Knight]

not once in 5 years of marriage has my wife mentioned the positioning of the toilet seat.  what a woman.

She wasn't raised with a princess mentality, but with a higher sense of reality and community.  Inclusive of toilet seat positioning, I know of what you speak.

[Frys Girl]

My local Target (NW Chicago suburbs) is more MILF city than old cat ladies).

Well, even hot women need bargains!


I was thinking of the people of wal mart site when I made my post lol.

[Frys Girl]

Here is last night's episode should you want to download it:

Code: [Select]

https://www.rapidshare.com/files/861329703/Game.of.Thrones.S02E06.HDTV.mp4
If you need codecs to play videos in Windows machines, everyone should have the K-Lite codecs installed... you can find them here:

http://www.codecguide.com/download_k-lite_codec_pack_full.htm

Thank you! thank you! thank you!!!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

3.2

[MV]

The next person who tells me not to eat carbohydrates will be shanked in the neck.

[Frys Girl]

has anyone here used pro flowers? if george noory is advertising pro flowers, i won't buy from them..... so that's the second question: is george noory doing radio spots for pro flowers?

[Morgus]

is george noory doing radio spots for pro flowers?

yes he is for mother's day of course.
i particularly avoid anything noory personally advertises, he sounds so insincere when he does it. 

[Jasmine]

I don't even know why I'm posting this, but what the hell. For the last two weeks I have been craving junk food like you wouldn't believe. I am a very healthy eater at all times, so these cravings are quite mystifying to me. It started with canned baked beans! I never touch canned food if I can help it, and I hadn't eaten baked beans in eons. But for some bizarre reason - right out of the blue - came this freaking strong craving that was all consuming. I ended up driving to the grocery store and bought six cans...came home, and heated up two cans...polished off the other four the next day! DAMN they were good. And it doesn't end there. Two days ago I was craving Chef Boyardee ravioli in the can! WTH? I went back to the gorcery store, picked up four cans, came home and opened and heated all four cans!! My fiance thinks I'm insane. This is totally unlike me. Not to mention going through two huge bags of cheese Doritos in one day!

Anyone else ever get unexplained food cravings that simply don't jive with your regular diet?

[b_dubb]

Captain Obvious sez ... are you preggerz?

[Jasmine]

Captain Obvious sez ... are you preggerz?

Trust me,  b_dubb, my fiance and I are already ahead of you on this one. I denied it with all my will up to today, and tried to pass this all off as just weird food cravings...then reality set in. I think I could be preggerz!!! Nervous yet excited! I actually went out today and bought a home pregnancy test! YIKES! And my wedding is scheduled for this September! My dad is going to crack up laughing if this turns out to be the case...my mom...she's going to have to sit down in a nice comfortable armchair if I have to break it to her that her only daughter is going to be wearing a queen size white dress!

[JohnnieB]

Trust me,  b_dubb, my fiance and I are already ahead of you on this one. I denied it with all my will up to today, and tried to pass this all off as just weird food cravings...then reality set in. I think I could be preggerz!!! Nervous yet excited! I actually went out today and bought a home pregnancy test! YIKES! And my wedding is scheduled for this September! My dad is going to crack up laughing if this turns out to be the case...my mom...she's going to have to sit down in a nice comfortable armchair if I have to break it to her that her only daughter is going to be wearing a queen size white dress!

My dear woman, me also thinks you're with child. My wife had those intense food cravings too when she was in the first trimester of  her pregnancy with our son. She drove me nuts with the timings of them - between 2:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m.!

GOOD LUCK!

[Frys Girl]

Trust me,  b_dubb, my fiance and I are already ahead of you on this one. I denied it with all my will up to today, and tried to pass this all off as just weird food cravings...then reality set in. I think I could be preggerz!!! Nervous yet excited! I actually went out today and bought a home pregnancy test! YIKES! And my wedding is scheduled for this September! My dad is going to crack up laughing if this turns out to be the case...my mom...she's going to have to sit down in a nice comfortable armchair if I have to break it to her that her only daughter is going to be wearing a queen size white dress!

Good luck girl! I'm sure your mom will be fine!

[ziznak]

Well if you do turn out to be preggo congrats!

[Eddie Coyle]

Trust me,  b_dubb, my fiance and I are already ahead of you on this one. I denied it with all my will up to today, and tried to pass this all off as just weird food cravings...then reality set in. I think I could be preggerz!!! Nervous yet excited! I actually went out today and bought a home pregnancy test! YIKES! And my wedding is scheduled for this September! My dad is going to crack up laughing if this turns out to be the case...my mom...she's going to have to sit down in a nice comfortable armchair if I have to break it to her that her only daughter is going to be wearing a queen size white dress!

        Congrats and just hope your kid is bad at math. (Guess that means hope for a girl...just kidding...kinda)

[slipstream]

In and Out Burger = Yum

[McPhallus]

has anyone here used pro flowers? if george noory is advertising pro flowers, i won't buy from them..... so that's the second question: is george noory doing radio spots for pro flowers?

Use 1-800 Flowers, which Savage advertises.

[Frys Girl]

Use 1-800 Flowers, which Savage advertises.

Thank you!

[Jasmine]

My dear woman, me also thinks you're with child. My wife had those intense food cravings too when she was in the first trimester of  her pregnancy with our son. She drove me nuts with the timings of them - between 2:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m.!

GOOD LUCK!

Good luck girl! I'm sure your mom will be fine!

        Congrats and just hope your kid is bad at math. (Guess that means hope for a girl...just kidding...kinda)

Well if you do turn out to be preggo congrats!

Thanks guys and gal, you guys are so sweet. At the risk of coming across as an attention whore, which I am most certainly NOT, I just have to YELL THIS OUT FROM THE ROOFTOP! I'M 3 MONTHS AND A BIT PREGNANT WITH MY FIRST CHILD!! Since I'm safely past the first trimester, I can announce this. My fiance and I are over the moon! I took three home pregnancy tests yesterday evening (shades of Murphy Brown) and they all were positive! I went to my doctor's this morning, and she re-confirmed this with an in-office test! I'm carrying a BOY! My doctor says the baby is healthy and is a good size. My fiance is thrilled to bits, as are both sets of parents (my mom didn't pull a freakout at this pre-wedding bundle of joy like I thought she would). Anyway, I'm sorry to hijack this thread, but I can't contain my sheer happiness and joy! Jasmine's going to be a mom...wowza!

[JohnnieB]

Hey! Congrats, Jasmine, you sinful, unmarried, barefoot and pregnant attention whore!!    Just kidding. That's wonderful, wonderful news. You'll love being a parent!

Although, at the risk of sounding gauche, are you absolutely positive that your fiance is the father of your child?

[McPhallus]

Although, at the risk of sounding gauche, are you absolutely positive that your fiance is the father of your child?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say it isn't Fort Rock's.

[Harmness]

Congratulations, kiddo.

[b_dubb]

To celebrate your preggerz I went and got myself a 5 Guys cheeseburger with all the trimmings. Except for mayo. Cause I'm trying to eat healthy and stuff

[MV]

has anyone here used pro flowers? if george noory is advertising pro flowers, i won't buy from them..... so that's the second question: is george noory doing radio spots for pro flowers?

i won't use them because they pulled their advertising from limbaugh's program.  it's not that i agree with 100% of everything rush says.  it's just that i don't like this idea of free speech being limited by the threat of boycott or sponsorship termination... regardless of the host.

[MV]

I don't even know why I'm posting this, but what the hell. For the last two weeks I have been craving junk food like you wouldn't believe. I am a very healthy eater at all times, so these cravings are quite mystifying to me. It started with canned baked beans! I never touch canned food if I can help it, and I hadn't eaten baked beans in eons. But for some bizarre reason - right out of the blue - came this freaking strong craving that was all consuming. I ended up driving to the grocery store and bought six cans...came home, and heated up two cans...polished off the other four the next day! DAMN they were good. And it doesn't end there. Two days ago I was craving Chef Boyardee ravioli in the can! WTH? I went back to the gorcery store, picked up four cans, came home and opened and heated all four cans!! My fiance thinks I'm insane. This is totally unlike me. Not to mention going through two huge bags of cheese Doritos in one day!

haha, awesome.