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NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.”
Romney will be the uninspired choice...
the smart money says you're wrong. care to make it interesting? i'll bet you $50 romney isn't the nominee.
Gambling is prohibited at Bushwood,sir and I never slice... I'd hate to see you lose your money that way. But I'm like Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone" and I see Romney getting nominated on August 30 and losing to BHO on November 6.
i will bookmark this exchange for the purpose of demonstrating my intuitive prowess next summer. too bad you won't bet, though. my wife wants to buy one of those carpeted play houses for her cats, and i'd rather spend your money than mine on cats.
i think Cain's campaign peeps plan on dealing with his complete lack of experience with international issues by saying he's a quick study. is there a Cliffs Notes for international relations?
few presidents have foreign policy "experience" when taking office. i wish this measurement would go away when candidates are evaluated.
godaddy has such a slow, crappy, bloated site. i'm thinking about switching to a new domain registrar. also, i'm not crazy about the company's founder who shoots elephants. never had much use for a man who could shoot an elephant.
Justin BieberWhy is this little punk kid so famous? i want to come his fucking hair.
Hehe - Forgot how much I loved listening to the wack pack from the Stern show.
The old wack pack was best. Elephant Boy, Crackhead Bob, Kenneth Keith, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Dwarf.
Agreed. I've seemed to have lost most of my memories of Big Black, John the stutterer, and Hank the angry, drunken Dwarf.
I got to meet Hank at a Boston comedy club in 2000...he was wasted and a co-worker of mine got his autograph with the inscription "Go have sex with yourself, motherfucka". A priceless heirloom.