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seven7 · « **Reply #90 on:** February 17, 2011, 03:02:31 AM »

Noory is talking about the hollow earth theory and he says "It just like a walnut. With the shell around the peanut.".......

M. Knight · « **Reply #91 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:17:53 AM »

Quote from: seven7 on February 17, 2011, 03:02:31 AM

Noory is talking about the hollow earth theory and he says "It just like a walnut. With the shell around the peanut.".......

Interesting, ...he's like a shell around a peanut.

Do you think it was angels? · « **Reply #92 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:29:34 AM »

He's like a walnut shell surrounding a peanut.

M. Knight · « **Reply #93 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:32:30 AM »

Quote from: Do you think it was angels? on February 17, 2011, 04:29:34 AM

He's like a walnut shell surrounding a peanut.

RealCool Daddio · « **Reply #94 on:** February 17, 2011, 01:09:23 PM »

Quote from: Do you think it was angels? on February 17, 2011, 04:29:34 AM

He's like a walnut shell surrounding a peanut.

I think the problem with George is he is all nut and no shell.

Or should that be all shell and no nut?

M. Knight · « **Reply #95 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:20:59 AM »

Another gem, from tonight's show:

CALLER: "They recently found a road from the Caribbean to Spain."

NOORY: "It must be Atlantis."

b_dubb · « **Reply #96 on:** February 18, 2011, 08:57:03 AM »

how Orwellian

walnuts are peanuts. lost civilizations are roads

noory is like walnut shell around a peanut shaped turd

anagrammy · « **Reply #97 on:** February 18, 2011, 07:51:40 PM »

No, b_dubb, he's a professional radio announcer, so that would make him

a walnut shell around a peanut shaped word

Anagrammy

haloedorchid · « **Reply #98 on:** February 18, 2011, 08:17:30 PM »

He's a void wrapped in a peanut inside a walnut shell.

HAL 9000 · « **Reply #99 on:** February 18, 2011, 08:23:27 PM »

He's the void between a proton and its innermost electron shell.

M. Knight · « **Reply #100 on:** February 19, 2011, 07:37:16 PM »

Quote from: HAL 9000 on February 18, 2011, 08:23:27 PM

He's the void between a proton and its innermost electron shell.

That void is called a "Nooron".

JustOneFix · « **Reply #101 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:33:28 PM »

From last night's show-

"Wouldn't it be really cool to drain all the oceans for just one day! Imagine the lost cities, the shipwrecks, it'd be amazing."

Just where in the hell would you put all this drained water?

rikmono · « **Reply #102 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:42:40 PM »

Hi everybody, I just found the site yesterday and liked the threads! This one esspecially.
I do love George but he is a bumbbling simpleton. He asks the stupidest questions like recently when speaking to someone about the bigbang he asked "So what statred it?", I mean come on George, does he think the guest will have the answer, and if its a retoricle question its a waste of airtime, we know no one knows!
I like it when he gets all hyper and blaps out one of his laughs. Its not often but he sounds like if you got him going he's lose it.

b_dubb · « **Reply #103 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:43:13 PM »

Quote from: JustOneFix on February 19, 2011, 08:33:28 PM

From last night's show-

"Wouldn't it be really cool to drain all the oceans for just one day! Imagine the lost cities, the shipwrecks, it'd be amazing."

Just where in the hell would you put all this drained water?

or the critters that lived in said water

M. Knight · « **Reply #104 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:49:08 PM »

Quote from: rikmono on February 19, 2011, 08:42:40 PM

Hi everybody, I just found the site yesterday and liked the threads! This one esspecially.
I do love George but he is a bumbbling simpleton. He asks the stupidest questions like recently when speaking to someone about the bigbang he asked "So what statred it?", I mean come on George, does he think the guest will have the answer, and if its a retoricle question its a waste of airtime, we know no one knows!
I like it when he gets all hyper and blaps out one of his laughs. Its not often but he sounds like if you got him going he's lose it.

welcome

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #105 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:21:01 PM »

Quote from: JustOneFix on February 19, 2011, 08:33:28 PM

From last night's show-

"Wouldn't it be really cool to drain all the oceans for just one day! Imagine the lost cities, the shipwrecks, it'd be amazing."

Just where in the hell would you put all this drained water?

well, we could manufacture large, stackable tubs and place the water in them...
or, we could put it in bottles.

JustOneFix · « **Reply #106 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:32:14 PM »

"I use this pyramid for an earthquake detector, it picks up the slightest movement"

From last nights show with Fred Bell, evidently Bell gave Snoory a pyramid model and he was pontificating all over this pyramid- after he told Bell he sold it. Then he said he gave it to someone, then he said the quote above.

M. Knight · « **Reply #107 on:** February 24, 2011, 12:12:05 AM »

Noory reading the news provides a target rich environment.

Tonight's gem was Noory saying "installate" instead of "insulate".

JustOneFix · « **Reply #108 on:** February 25, 2011, 12:21:28 PM »

From last night's show-

"If you have urine'd for this radio C Crane will have it back in stock in a week."

He also pronounced Linda Mottled Cow's name - "Linda Moulton Howah

Wednesday night with Christien Bell the food guy-
"Wine must be like a roto-rooter" ------ Taco Bell has the same effect on me

Another Wednesday night jewel-
"Just like a speed car" ------ I assume he means race car or speeding car?

b_dubb · « **Reply #109 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:01:40 PM »

i love when they pimp the ccrane products. it's always something about a 'dual coil, ferrite antenna'. it has an antena with two iron coils in it. big deal

M. Knight · « **Reply #110 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:40:42 PM »

Just heard a great one from old Slur-Meister:

Noory: "Jimmy Hoffa "originally" disappeared July 30, 1975."

So, he disappeared again at some point?

Agent : Orange · « **Reply #111 on:** February 26, 2011, 12:05:30 PM »

Quote from: JustOneFix on February 19, 2011, 08:33:28 PM

"Wouldn't it be really cool to drain all the oceans for just one day! Imagine the lost cities, the shipwrecks, it'd be amazing."

This one has me rolling on the floor

seven7 · « **Reply #112 on:** March 02, 2011, 08:09:16 AM »

About a week ago, Georgie came up with another one; "The door is knocking. "

JustOneFix · « **Reply #113 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:39:36 AM »

During a replay of Monday night's show last night, George called Jeffery Dahmer "Jeffrey DOL-MER"

JustOneFix · « **Reply #114 on:** March 04, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »

I'm beginning to wonder if Snoory has a golden shower fetish.

As I've reported on before he substitutes the word 'urine' for 'yearn' and last night he used 'urine' in place of the word 'Turin".

I had seen prior reports of this on the GLP forum's massive "George Noory Sucks Thread" but it appears as if it is gone- all 1000+ pages of it.