1) 2012
The combination of 2012, Mayans, John Cusack, and government conspiracies was enough for George to work himself into a frenzy unsurpassed by any pr0n, except for perhaps Suicidegirls. More importantly, 2012 can be enjoyed during broadcasts of C2C -- at a hefty two hours and 38 minutes, it occupies his mind for approximately half the show.
2) Zeitgeist
A favorite for circle-jerk sessions involving Noory and Alex Jones, after approximately 12 viewings Noory still doesn't quite get the sequence involving the Fed and the Illuminati's plans to re-mint currency with George W. Bush's face on it. Despite this, Noory has taken Jones at his word, and in a period of post-coital bliss after his last viewing, declared, "There can no longer be any doubt, can there?"
3) Stargate
A movie principally enjoyed by Noory during the years he was coveting Art Bell's job, Stargate has a Splooge Factor of 9.3 and is the functional equivalent of interviewing Graham Hancock for four hours. Noory particularly enjoys Jaye Davidson as a futuristic Michael Jackson who surrounds himself with young children while receiving pedicures from his servants.
4) Gladiator
The Romans were pretty strong back then too, weren't they?
5) 10,000 B.C.
The Romans were pretty strong back then too, weren't they?
6) Ghost Hunters International
Oh, this isn't a movie? Noory loves the episode where the Ghost Hunters travel to an ancient Greek ampitheater near the site where Epaminondas defeated two Spartan moras. Confident in the knowledge that the Romans were pretty strong back then too, Noory has discovered the EVPs captured by the GHI team to be a strong aphrodisiac.
7) Event Horizon
The scene where Sam Niell scratches his eyeballs out gets Noory harder than an Ed Dames remote viewing session into the heart of Mt. Vesuvius. Despite being one of the finest examples of non-2012, far-futuristic horror/sci fi pr0n, the movie leaves Noory feeling sad and unsatisfied, because he never gets to interview Michio Kaku to ask him when we might have the technology to use wormholes as Flesh Lights.
The Day After Tomorrow
"Is there no longer any doubt?" This movie was instrumental in convincing late night radio's Greatest Host that global warming is indeed real. Stunning visual effects, hot, sweaty actors and an extremely plausible sequence of events capapult this film into the top 10 Noory beat-off flicks of all time. The only thing holding it back from a top-3 slot is the lack of any connection to 2012.
9) 300
The Romans were pretty strong back then too, weren't they?
10) The Matrix
Although released in 1999, The Matrix ties in with 2012 beautifully -- if we are all living in a computer simulation, then does it not follow that the Mayans had complex computers available with which to model sun flares and complex simulations involving the alignment of planets?
To the discerning eye, Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith is a metaphor for the conquistadors who sought to prevent the Mayans from alerting future civlizations to the dangers of 2012. 8/10 beat-off factor!
* DISCLAIMER: G2G takes no responsibility for overusing the Romans joke. Often, Roman legions would have 2,000 men, plus an administrative staff of 24. So 2000 + 24 = 2024. Subtract 12 (which equals the months of the year, plus the number of years past the start of the new millennium) and you come up with
2012. Is there no longer any doubt?
