Hey AgentO, with that PhD in astrophysics, you could smuggle yourself in as a guest on Coast! Just tell Lisa or Lulu or whoever that you are working on your dissertation, which will be your forthcoming book, regarding the deliniation of the dimensional delamination which will result in a worldwide dimensional shift with the tectonic plate movement under India. In layman's language. They'll sign you right up, no questions asked.
And don't expect any other than "We all felt it, didn't we...something going on with the dimensions and the tectonic plates. Everything's connected....I said so back in '06, didn't I, Tim?"