Author Topic: Alex Jones (Read 62414 times)

Treading Water · « **Reply #390 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:06:23 PM »

Oh, ICK!

aldousburbank · « **Reply #391 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:19:49 PM »

Hey ladies- He's not gay AND single!

alejandro · « **Reply #392 on:** December 30, 2011, 10:30:29 PM »

well, of course you got to grab the ass-cheecks at some time. get the girl a long island or Caipirinha, ask her a few questions that put her off balance, and it's pretty much a done thing. If you dont start touching her you're wasting your time.

Agent : Orange · « **Reply #393 on:** December 31, 2011, 04:25:55 AM »

Machete don't text

WOTR · « **Reply #394 on:** December 31, 2011, 05:40:43 AM »

Quote from: alejandro on December 30, 2011, 10:30:29 PM

well, of course you got to grab the ass-cheecks at some time. get the girl a long island or Caipirinha, ask her a few questions that put her off balance, and it's pretty much a done thing. If you dont start touching her you're wasting your time.

In a past life I worked as a doorman. I used to love watching self described "smooth operators" shot down time after time. I took special pleasure tossing them out when the latest lady complained about him grabbing her ass and unwelcome touching. Usually, it was the same few desperate guys weekend after weekend. Keep an eye on them, take an active interest (ask the woman if he was bothering them etc) and usually I could escort them to the door in the first few hours. As you said, "ask her a few questions, and usually it was a done deal" (out he went.)

alejandro · « **Reply #395 on:** December 31, 2011, 05:49:01 AM »

I understand that my dating advice isn't suitable for all men. If you look like Woody Allen for example, you probably better talk to a girl for 3 weeks and then throw yourself off a bridge.
Anyway, the ass grabbing of course depends on perfect timing, location, and girl's mood as well, not describeable in a thread. I've never been thrown out of anywhere for picking up a girl in a club/lounge/disco/pub/supermarket or where ever.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #396 on:** December 31, 2011, 07:29:36 AM »

Quote from: alejandro on December 31, 2011, 05:49:01 AM

I understand that my dating advice isn't suitable for all men. If you look like Woody Allen for example, you probably better talk to a girl for 3 weeks and then throw yourself off a bridge.
Anyway, the ass grabbing of course depends on perfect timing, location, and girl's mood as well, not describeable in a thread. I've never been thrown out of anywhere for picking up a girl in a club/lounge/disco/pub/supermarket or where ever.

I don't even think you're old enough to be in a club. You're like 13.

Agent : Orange · « **Reply #397 on:** December 31, 2011, 07:58:20 AM »

Quote from: alejandro on December 31, 2011, 05:49:01 AM

I understand that my dating advice isn't suitable for all men. If you look like Woody Allen for example, you probably better talk to a girl for 3 weeks and then throw yourself off a bridge.
Anyway, the ass grabbing of course depends on perfect timing, location, and girl's mood as well, not describeable in a thread. I've never been thrown out of anywhere for picking up a girl in a club/lounge/disco/pub/supermarket or where ever.

Clearly the supermarket is the place for ass grabbery.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #398 on:** December 31, 2011, 10:45:00 AM »

Quote from: alejandro on December 31, 2011, 05:49:01 AM

I understand that my dating advice isn't suitable for all men. If you look like Woody Allen for example, you probably better talk to a girl for 3 weeks and then throw yourself off a bridge.
Anyway, the ass grabbing of course depends on perfect timing, location, and girl's mood as well, not describeable in a thread. I've never been thrown out of anywhere for picking up a girl in a club/lounge/disco/pub/supermarket or where ever.

Reading your posts is like getting my finger nabbed by the cheese grater. I hold back my comments because I figure you're a kid, probably a teen, but seriously, shut up. Your parents did a better job than this. You're embarrassing them when you talk like this. Have some decency. If not for your parents, do it for Alex Jones, as a representative of the Alex Jones brigade.

aldousburbank · « **Reply #399 on:** December 31, 2011, 01:01:50 PM »

Quote from: Agent : Orange on December 31, 2011, 07:58:20 AM

Clearly the supermarket is the place for ass grabbery.

Most especially in the dairy aisle.

The General · « **Reply #400 on:** December 31, 2011, 01:08:46 PM »

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 31, 2011, 01:01:50 PM

Most especially in the dairy aisle.

You mean the meat counter.
The Dairy section is for booby grabbing.

Harmness · « **Reply #401 on:** December 31, 2011, 02:29:32 PM »

Quote from: The General on December 31, 2011, 01:08:46 PM

You mean the meat counter.
The Dairy section is for booby grabbing.

So that's what I've been doing wrong. Thanks, General!

alejandro · « **Reply #402 on:** December 31, 2011, 07:32:43 PM »

In the supermarket it works without ass grabbing. Just ask the chick anything about certain products and cooking, and you've got a good chance of driving her home, or arrange for a coffee meeting later.

The ass grabbing stuff works mainly in dark clubs and stuff, but it works pretty good. of COURSE you've got to talk to her before, invite her to some cocktail or whatever. But AFTER a while you just got to lay on hands, or she gets bored. Don't know where you guys hang out on Friday night, but my choice is usually dimly lit clubs with nice lounge music and a little dancefloor, were people even dance at the bar when they like the music, even on top of the bar.
Of course I dont grab a chick when the spotlights are on her and it's embarrassing to her when anyone could see it. geez.

b_dubb · « **Reply #403 on:** December 31, 2011, 07:39:50 PM »

I like to touch a woman on her flank right above her hip just for a second. It's intimate but not grabby. Not cheap. Not like I want a piece of ass.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #404 on:** December 31, 2011, 08:09:30 PM »

Rape whistles suck.

McPhallus · « **Reply #405 on:** December 31, 2011, 08:19:51 PM »

When is your dating product coming out, Alejandro. I can't wait to hear you elaborate on your theories concerning openers and kino escalation.

Quote from: alejandro on December 31, 2011, 07:32:43 PM

In the supermarket it works without ass grabbing. Just ask the chick anything about certain products and cooking, and you've got a good chance of driving her home, or arrange for a coffee meeting later.

The ass grabbing stuff works mainly in dark clubs and stuff, but it works pretty good. of COURSE you've got to talk to her before, invite her to some cocktail or whatever. But AFTER a while you just got to lay on hands, or she gets bored. Don't know where you guys hang out on Friday night, but my choice is usually dimly lit clubs with nice lounge music and a little dancefloor, were people even dance at the bar when they like the music, even on top of the bar.
Of course I dont grab a chick when the spotlights are on her and it's embarrassing to her when anyone could see it. geez.

BobGrau · « **Reply #406 on:** December 31, 2011, 08:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 31, 2011, 10:45:00 AM

Your parents did a better job than this. You're embarrassing them when you talk like this.

not at all... how d'you think THEY met?

alejandro · « **Reply #407 on:** December 31, 2011, 08:58:12 PM »

Quote from: b_dubb on December 31, 2011, 07:39:50 PM

I like to touch a woman on her flank right above her hip just for a second. It's intimate but not grabby. Not cheap. Not like I want a piece of ass.

yeah, that I do as well. touch the hips low for a while, get her reaction, then you can go down to the butt (when you're placed so that not the whole club gets to see what you and she are doing), It all depends on situation, what kind of girl she is, how much she's been drinking, and lots of other factors. some girls are just dripping to get picked up and have some fun these you can handle faster obviously.

Harmness · « **Reply #408 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:23:51 PM »

This may be the only time a thread about Alex Jones has gotten worse instead of better by being derailed.

To make it creepier, the goddamn Google ads I see are all for Asian mail-order brides.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #409 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:26:10 PM »

Quote from: BobGrau on December 31, 2011, 08:43:04 PM

not at all... how d'you think THEY met?

No kidding. Wonder if they ever caught the guy.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #410 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:47:10 PM »

Quote from: alejandro on December 31, 2011, 08:58:12 PM

yeah, that I do as well. touch the hips low for a while, get her reaction, then you can go down to the butt (when you're placed so that not the whole club gets to see what you and she are doing), It all depends on situation, what kind of girl she is, how much she's been drinking, and lots of other factors. some girls are just dripping to get picked up and have some fun these you can handle faster obviously.

So what did you name your inflatable doll?

General Johnson Jameson · « **Reply #411 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:49:52 PM »

"El Guapo, when you want a woman...you just take the woman..."
Heffe - The Three Amigos

b_dubb · « **Reply #412 on:** December 31, 2011, 11:43:17 PM »

What if Alejandro were Fort Rock? How creepy/perfect would that be?

WOTR · « **Reply #413 on:** January 01, 2012, 01:25:47 AM »

Quote from: Harmness on December 31, 2011, 09:23:51 PM

This may be the only time a thread about Alex Jones has gotten worse instead of better by being derailed.

Now THAT takes some doing. It would be like adding George to a radio program and finding it improves... Highly improbable- but, in theory, possible. I'm glad to live long enough to witness an Alex Jones thread go downhill when the subject shifts form Jones.

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #414 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:42:15 PM »

my thoughts of alex jones and his program (if i were to spam post, this would also apply to coast hosts):

charlatan
irrational
miserabilist
wicked antics
anti-intellectualism
problematic lifestyle
authoritarian instinct
propaganda assault (ideology, not science)
boring....

Avi · « **Reply #415 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on February 07, 2012, 10:42:15 PM

my thoughts of alex jones and his program (if i were to spam post, this would also apply to coast hosts):

charlatan
irrational
miserabilist
wicked antics
anti-intellectualism
problematic lifestyle
authoritarian instinct
propaganda assault (ideology, not science)
boring....

A summation so stupendous, it leaves me speechless...(well, almost).

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #416 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:03:49 PM »

Don't forget "wig wearing hack"

Evil Twin Of Zen · « **Reply #417 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 07, 2012, 11:03:49 PM

Don't forget "wig wearing hack"

alejandro · « **Reply #418 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:01:52 AM »

WARNING!
IMMEDIATE
TERROR
FALSE-FLAG
ALERT!
Yes guys, Alex Jones gave a Terror Warning today on his radio show. Unfortunately I couldn't figure out what exactly the immediate thread was, or how he came to this conclusion, and I listened to the show like 3 times while working on the PC. Maybe somebody can tune in and inform me what all the fuss was about, and please - who the fuck is Fort Rock?

11angeleyes11 · « **Reply #419 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:32:53 AM »

Honestly, after reading the huge, overbearing warning on this thread in color, pink on a gray background. without any caffiene in my system, and being worn down by the chronic sinuitis I am suffering due to those darn chemtrains they will not stop poisoning me with, I am in TERROR!!!!!!

I don't have a flag for a false flag operation, but I can volunteer some used and unused Kleenex. They can be waved at the appropriate prompting for effect.